At my son’s wedding, which I paid for entirely, his new wife introduced me to her wealthy family: ‘This is the one we have to put up with.’ My son was silent, and they all laughed… until her father recognized me and turned pale: ‘Wait… aren’t you my new boss?!’
“Senhoras e senhores, apresento-vos a velha porca gorda que temos de aturar.” As palavras atingiram-me como água gelada. Ali, de…